Shock you so hard, you get ionized Full circle rainbow accounting for a 360 landslide And the ground is the way…
Daisy chain
True or False
Summertime
*Approaches Nordstrom without making eye contact*
Annnnnnnnd yoga
I have a stalker. I don’t want a stalker. I want my ex boyfriend. I have set a bad example.…
When You’re Too Mentally for Love
Well, you’ve done it. Somewhere between the repressed memories and dysfunctional relationships you’ve been disqualified from the best thing that…
*does something cringy* *sighs*
I’m glad my dog can lick his butthole because you’ve got to have a trade off for hands.
Who am I, for one hundred.
You only maim what you restrain. By refusing to stretch, you atrophy the wretch
People are like snakes. So I don’t undestand them. And sometimes they bite. …yes I do
Describing Everything
A thief, a liar, or a scholar “Everything important is invisible,” I see I am already dirt and words And…
Poets are like fields, some days we bloom all at once.
I would like to be somewhere else.
Does it Rhythm?
Do you jest or gibe that at your behest we ingest the duress of iambic distress? – It’s like breathing,…
The Spirit of Peace
Perhaps they are right And poets are just men whose hearts have been uprooted And who think themselves clever To…
Three Days Ago I dreamed we were Zoe and Wash coupled in space (I’m still the one that’s inlove with you)
Bring you the heather with kisses, Bringing me to my knees Fingers tangled like briar without thorns I first did…
Oh.
I think the simulator’s broken. My broken heart keeps manifesting as a 5” 1′ Jewish girl.
Two tong
She was round and she was heavy and she was never going to escape And hundreds of thousands of lives…
“Didn’t anyone tell you you can’t make homes out of people?” “What is family then?”
*Bleeding out Emotionally*
Is it supposed to hurt? 4 am update; it’s supposed to hurt.
How dating works in my head
Him: Do you want to go out with me? Her: Does it involve pasta? Him: It does now.
Body Braiin
Body: I don’t want to drink, or eat, or sleep. Let’s lay still for hours. Are you trying to kill…
Watch the Auto store
“This heart is broken, fix it.” “Ma’am this is an auto-” “Broken. Fix it.” The old man sighed and put…
Third Person
“Do you even third person bro?,” They said. “Ustedes.”
42 Ways to Fall Asleep
To love and know it is not enough, To plant seeds you will forget to water Try to go back…
Impossible
I love the impossible, with stupid reckless abandon. I love running at it screaming “YOU’RE IMPOSSIBLE,” trying to push it…
Fishes, fishes
“I’ve an old wives tales” “Yes that’s very good but you see I’ve got a young wife.”
Senior Year of High School; economics notebook
The itsy bitsy spider did crawl inside my heart. The trouble it did start. ~ What did you see beneath…
Another notebook
“Please come late, so that I have almost given up and have started glancing around the room, thinking everyone is…
Math 2007
Modus Tollens; a math poem
March 22, 2013
Emotional maturity is a dying field of study. They say I won’t be young again – I bet they’re right.…
I’ll take the high road for 500.
*makes a new friend who steals stuff* Polymath: This is fine.
I would say I will suffer a fool no longer but I’d have to die.
Cloudy with a Chance of Forgetting
A flower by any other name A flower by any other name A flower by any other name A flower?
Love at nine
I would rather make fun of you Then have tea with the queen Although I understand She has cake.
I think therefore I am, I screw Therefore we are.
In Theory it Bites, and in Practice it Lies
The tempst, tornados, and torrents, That once sent you out to sea, Allay, delay, and betray you my dear I…
Light
Smolder in me Let me show you where I am like tulips Here on this hip I am like hornets…
The Subtle Heart
Not a crash, a whisper or a bang Not a poor player or a sacred chord No struts or frets…
“You’re impossible.” “Was that not throughly established?”
Once Lover Woe
She rues the foe The once lover woe Idly stowed in a carry-on bin. It stoked both The embers woke…
I’m going to retire with the park service! *Trump gets elected* What was I saying?
It was you, who threw sticks and slung stones You, concerned now? At the sight of bones?
Minced Meeting
The kraken who minces words, wailing whaling (you are what I want) Past principles fencing present tenses (you are what…
*gets overwhelmed by trying to order chinese food* *starts to cry*
He wouldn’t like it if you could summarize him in a sentence.
Otaku Logic
Human sexuality is weird…
To be clear we’ve elected Zaphod Beeblebrox’s evil twin.
There is some inconclusive evidence that I have been known to wear pants.
Has anyone ever been so depressed that they’d buy Hamilton Tickets (yes plural) and not go, or is it just…
Family
All the men in my family are threatened by strong women except for my uncle, who was probably too busy…
*takes anti-anxiety meds* *Time* *Starts crying* Sigh. Right. This is how this works.
Can Trump and Putin just bang already?
Clothes
[Looks down at sleeveless shirt]
*sighs*
“Well, girl, it appears your clothes are getting holes in them again.”
“You’ve had that shirt for twelve years.”
(Defensively) “I know how getting holes works.”
Woooo-wooooo
Saw Neil Gaiman tonight! Cried on the train. I am on the train. Two notes. Neil Gaiman says “Write to…
Top Three
“Your husband wants to be a girl.”
Come on Lover! Give it up.
At 24 I collect several marriage proposals.
Something pretty. Something witty. Something wild.
They warned me because I was a woman. They said, “Cross your leg.” I stared at the cotton…
Wedding Rice Ruptures Dove Stomach
Anything but that with anything but you. Worse. Then dead; struck dumb. Hear no evil. See no evil. Date none.…
I stomp around the corridors of my mind. I yell. I bang pots and pans. I was here first! The…
I think you, and I am bound somewhere I think “you.”, and I abound.
It Wouldn’t Do
It wouldn’t do to think of you When the sun is shining and the sky is blue With the children…
Through My Resistance
If I had to pick a piece of the pie A partical part of the quip If I had to…
*spotify starts to play metal* Why do I feel like I’m standing in Hot Topic
Seven Reasons I would Run into a Burning Building for Little Hurricane
Also he let me spit gum in his hand.
Common Sense Doesn’t Have a lot to Say When Love is in The Room
Common sense doesn’t have a lot to say when love is in the room – just things like “Get out!”…
How to Deal with Nightmares
Look them in the eye. Look at them with a look that says, I am not afraid to see monsters…
The joys of Retail and Food Service experience.
He tried to rip me off. So I tipped him
No Man’s land but Mine
A struggle for all, or a struggle for none! Propriety was never my style. Derisive division, have You made a decision?…
5:49 am Me to body: WHAT DO YOU WANT Body: Omg. We’ve been over this.
5:49 am Me to body: WHAT DO YOU WANT Body: Omg. We’ve been over this.
Humanity: How are you? Me: I watched a ten year old take a shit, and Monsters inc
Body: Wake up Me:…zzzzzt Body: Wake up Me: what Body: No more sleep Me: Jesus is it four am Body:…
Depression: What’s wrong? How pathetic you are?
Me: What would make, I, -full name- feel better Self: Draw angry faces on your toes. Me:
Me: I can’t tell if I’m under or overstimulated Self: Do push ups Me: This is why we have problems
Head on – Apply directly to forehead!
Took a little bit of pain killer Took a little too much – For the next hour I have the…
Naked dreamer courts the hard way
“There’s an easy way?” Grow soft and old
Too Smart for you and other short stories
Declaration of self Toss a salad Start a fire Deprive anyone of water, and the cost of your loss is…
11.03.16
“If only I could get rid of my daughter.”
Mainly brains
hypothermic procrastinating dyslexic lone wolves untie tomorrow and me with a hole in my pocket . . If madness be…
Today’s top story: Wet and smelly dog makes other things wet and smell
I want to help you help yourself by not helping you.
I’ll be the one in the green hoodie in the closet.
“May I see your ID ma’am?” *makes dial up connection noise* “You know what nevermind.”
Reason Seven
“Where does your heart want to call home?” Ugh. Now I have to go to Europe and chase a…
It took eight months, but as of 4 am I no longer take my break up personally. Oh thank…
Miss Lucy had some sea shells And a steam boat by the shore and when she lost the bottom It…
People would beat my ass if they found out how I was living. In a very small room with a bed…
If you’re me you probably spend a lot of time worrying and feeling depressed and anxious. But hey at least you will…
Kiss People in Trees but do not Wait for them There
So I like to hang out on roofs. And trees. This is probably how I should introduce myself – because…
It’s not the yellows of September which color me or the blue coattails of a rusty dusk but that the…
In the past I have been able to kind disappear out of people’s lives without making it seem personal. I…
Here, a life lesson Don’t take boys out to dinner Mom doesn’t like you
End Note
For what it’s worth – Your love won’t last Flowers are contexual Let me know if you want to get…
Love note
Kitty kitty kitty can’t you see Sometimes your eyes just hypnotise me And I just love your kitty ways Toxoplasmosis…
In Which I Decide Not to Date Another Mama’s Boy After Doing Just That
So on to the species Mamma’s Male, genus Headache, subgroup age < 29. In my field experience the mothers of males who find me at times delightful would like nothing better than to feed them dinner of my entrails, or in the very least terminate our involvement.
I find it quite comforting to know I am trapped in a linear progression.
I’m afraid where I live has failed the “safe for women who don’t want to be approached in public spaces…
Career Paths – As Suggested by Depression
1. Become a prostitute* *Author’s Note: this one was actually suggested by my family 2. Trophy Spouse Remember to feel…