Annnnnnnnd yoga

I have a stalker. I don’t want a stalker. I want my ex boyfriend. I have set a bad example. … More

Oh.

I think the simulator’s broken. My broken heart keeps manifesting as a 5” 1′ Jewish girl.

She was round and she was heavy and she was never going to escape And hundreds of thousands of lives … More

I would say I will suffer a fool no longer but I’d have to die.

The tempst, tornados, and torrents, That once sent you out to sea, Allay, delay, and betray you my dear I … More

I’m going to retire with the park service! *Trump gets elected* What was I saying?