*does something cringy* *sighs* Advertisements

Two tong

She was round and she was heavy and she was never going to escape And hundreds of thousands of lives … More

Clothes

[Looks down at sleeveless shirt]

*sighs*

“Well, girl, it appears your clothes are getting holes in them again.”

“You’ve had that shirt for twelve years.”

(Defensively) “I know how getting holes works.”

Me: What would make, I, -full name- feel better Self: Draw angry faces on your toes. Me: 

People would beat my ass if they found out how I was living. In a very small room with a bed … More

You know your anti depressants may not be working when: You refuse to let yourself listen to Sarah Mclachlan  on … More

Pilot

Folding origami roses barefoot in a chair that doesn’t let my heels touch the floor – isn’t really how I … More