I would say I will suffer a fool no longer but I’d have to die. Advertisements
To be clear we’ve elected Zaphod Beeblebrox’s evil twin.
Anything but that with anything but you. Worse. Then dead; struck dumb. Hear no evil. See no evil. Date none. … More
Also he let me spit gum in his hand.
hypothermic procrastinating dyslexic lone wolves untie tomorrow and me with a hole in my pocket . . If madness be … More
If you’re me you probably spend a lot of time worrying and feeling depressed and anxious. But hey at least you will … More
1. Become a prostitute* *Author’s Note: this one was actually suggested by my family 2. Trophy Spouse Remember to feel … More
Me: Since I hate myself, might as well start doing insanity again.
You know your anti depressants may not be working when: You refuse to let yourself listen to Sarah Mclachlan on … More
One of my hobbies became looking at Dr. Who and Zelda things my ex might like even though I do … More
How do you spell hffffffffffffycydtc jfdtffjjjjfrhdtsington?
Literally anything: Here’s some advice
My stance on bathing: “Two baths a day isn’t excessive is it?” to “Bathing isn’t a problem until someone talks … More
What’s a realistic expectation anyway?
I’ve cut my hair twice with scissors. Once when I was five, and once when I was twenty three. The … More