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11.03.16

“If only I could get rid of my daughter.” 

Everyone: How’s adult life going? Me: I just vacuumed up a sock

Friends on Facebook be like: “Bought a house!” “Had a kid!” “Investment banking!” And I’m like: “At ten am I … More

Literally anything: Here’s some advice

Finding doctors like:

Me: What is your specialty Me: Okay that is also wrong with me Me: Please fix One doctor down, two … More