Him: Do you want to go out with me? Her: Does it involve pasta? Him: It does now. Advertisements
“Do you even third person bro?,” They said. “Ustedes.”
To love and know it is not enough, To plant seeds you will forget to water Try to go back … More
“Please come late, so that I have almost given up and have started glancing around the roon, thinking everyone is … More
Modus Tollens; a math poem
I would say I will suffer a fool no longer but I’d have to die.
I think therefore I am, I screw Therefore we are.
Strong Women go “GRRrawr”
At 24 I collect several marriage proposals.
They warned me because I was a woman. They said, “Cross your leg.” I stared at the cotton … More
I think you, and I am bound somewhere I think “you.”, and I abound.
It wouldn’t do to think of you When the sun is shining and the sky is blue With the children … More
If I had to pick a piece of the pie A partical part of the quip If I had to … More
Common sense doesn’t have a lot to say when love is in the room – just things like “Get out!” … More
A struggle for all, or a struggle for none! Propriety was never my style. Derisive division, have You made a decision? … More
hypothermic procrastinating dyslexic lone wolves untie tomorrow and me with a hole in my pocket . . If madness be … More
It took eight months, but as of 4 am I no longer take my break up personally. Oh thank … More
So I like to hang out on roofs. And trees. This is probably how I should introduce myself – because … More
It’s not the yellows of September which color me or the blue coattails of a rusty dusk but that the … More
Here, a life lesson Don’t take boys out to dinner Mom doesn’t like you
For what it’s worth – Your love won’t last Flowers are contexual Let me know if you want to get … More
So on to the species Mamma’s Male, genus Headache, subgroup age < 29. In my field experience the mothers of males who find me at times delightful would like nothing better than to feed them dinner of my entrails, or in the very least terminate our involvement.
I’ve got a heart on the right side babe. No I’m kidding it’s on the left.
On why I don’t believe in sleeping with people in closed relationships: Someone has loved them enough to say, “You. … More
Signs that You’re Probably Not over Your Ex You’ve cried about it recently You wake up dressed in a Kimono There’s … More
What’s the hippie version of lotion? Shea butter What was your major? How to be an Ecologically Aware Hippie. But … More
“Will you be mine Dear Will you be mine?” Sexual facade. The inception of life can be essentially worthless – … More
I’m pansexual. No it doesn’t mean I’m attracted to pans. Okay maybe a little.
“That’s not a real gender.” “You’re not a real gender.”
My stance on bathing: “Two baths a day isn’t excessive is it?” to “Bathing isn’t a problem until someone talks … More