Career Paths – As Suggested by Depression

1. Become a prostitute*
*Author’s Note: this one was actually suggested by my family
2. Trophy Spouse
Remember to feel like you aren’t even qualified for this position, and         would probably be fired.
3. No career
4. Reception. Because at least you can do that.
5. Become a drug addict
6. Live in your parents house forever
7. Sell your hair
8. Sell your baby making parts to make babies
9. Something dangerous and illegal that will get you killed.
10. Become a drug addicted prostitute

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