Body: Wake up

Me:…zzzzzt

Body: Wake up

Me: what

Body: No more sleep

Me: Jesus is it four am

Body: NO MORE SLEEP

Body: Take your socks off. DO IT NOW

Me: Why am I even alive

Body: Yesterday you bought your dog a basketball

Me: Oh. Right.

Me: My back hurts

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