Father:…Between getting your period, being about to get your period I only get four days of sanity from you.
C.A.R.S.K angrily but humorously: I’m going to kill you in your sleep
Father No it’s okay because I said it slightly humorously.
C.A.R.S.K. humorously: You’re kind of a Nazi
Father nonhumorously: You’re kind of a bitch
*Father tries to stare me down*
Follow up: J says things like, “It’s sexist because men don’t get periods”