Brain: Want to think meloncoly thoughts about your ex?

Nope.

I’m gonna take a walk

Brain: Last nights dream. About his perfect woman. You got a very clear picture.

Make that a walk with eight month full size puppy, one year and a half old German Sherpard, one eleven year old severely autistic child, two leashes, and one harness. Everyone’s in my weight class. Olé!

Brain: I’ll be waiting

I know, Brain. I know

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