Everyone: So how’s life going?
Me: I just vaccumed up a sock
Everyone: Again?
Me: Yeah. But it was my lesbian lovers this time.
Me: That sounds way cooler than it is.
Me: Do I add an apostrophe after lover?
Me: sssssssssssss

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