Babysitter

*Hears child screaming*
*Walks over to check on child*
*Child is wearing a trash can*
Me: This is fine.

*announces I’m taking one of the kids for a walk with the dogs*

Me: I’m back

Me: Did anyone kidnap you while I was gone?

Child one: No

Child two: Yes

Me: Cool don’t tell your father

Yeah I wish he had said that. The trash can thing is true making this post a perfect candidate for ‘Stranger Than but Including Fiction.’

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