*Hears child screaming*
*Walks over to check on child*
*Child is wearing a trash can*
Me: This is fine.
*announces I’m taking one of the kids for a walk with the dogs*
Me: I’m back
Me: Did anyone kidnap you while I was gone?
Child one: No
Child two: Yes
Me: Cool don’t tell your father
Yeah I wish he had said that. The trash can thing is true making this post a perfect candidate for ‘Stranger Than but Including Fiction.’